Half cat. Half kebab. 100% tasty.Throw him at the wall like a real doner, then eat him.
He is warm. He is wrapped. He looks a little sad about it, but he is delicious.
Every great kebab gets slapped around before it reaches the stomach. So grab him, throw him at the wall, watch the sauce fly, and then take a bite.
CATBAB is tasty. Eat CATBAB.
No cats were harmed. The lettuce did not make it.
Extra sauce on request.
